Have fun

lazarus-james:

vardaesque:

burritwo:

adrians:

a-creepy-weirdo-has:

adrians:

I had 3 stitches in my ear today and now my ear is swollen like a balloon

I’m not being racist but if you didnt want your ear to swell up you probably shouldn’t have gotten stitches.

how is that racist

they just said they weren’t being racist do you even listen

of course they can’t hear their ear is swollen up like a ballon

next time someone asks me what tumblr is i’ll show them this post

burning-arrow:

I’m a strong independent gamer who needs no tutorial

spideydevil:

I forgot my wallet at my friends’ place for a couple of days.
I got it back today.

The replaced my photos.

They replaced my bills.

They put Nic’s face everywhere.

I got Cage’d for the first time in my life.

squareclocks:

kushroom:

so you’re saying I can win 5 iphones every day??? and all I have to do is give my credit card number on this website I’ve never heard about??? well slam me in my tender butthole sir you’ve just got yourself a deal

Slam me in my tender butthole 

I think I’ve just found my new favorite phrase. 

neonblogfreak:

pop-lock-and-dropthepj:

I love that if you look up something on google you usually get really generic photos

But if you add “tumblr” to your search you get really beautiful, artistic pictures